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Welcome to Orsmnet where all I wanna know is
why if it's Christmas,
how come there are so many Easter
Eggs?
Woohoo... the last damn update of the year! Yes
folks I am finally booking myself a week off from the site and owing
to that fact that most of you guy's will most likely doing the same
thing between Christmas
and New Year now is the perfect time. I mean let's face it - these
opportunities present themselves once every 12 months so I'm going
to kick back, put my feet up and enjoy the break. Now where's my
fucking beer?
As for my Christmas
shopping crisis that I bored you all with last week... unfortunately
I'm still not quite sorted and wouldn't be too far from the truth
when I say it's been a fucking battle. As it turns out my whole
brilliant theory on asking people what they want aint so perfect
after all. I found most of the time when they couldn't suggest anything
I was left throwing ideas out there for approval and most of the
time they were met with a firm "NO!". Next year its back to the
original method of a gift with the receipt at the ready...
Leaving it all to the last minute has driven
me close to insanity as well. PLEASE someone remind me early next
November to start shopping then. Mixing it up with the crowds is
a fucking joke. I hate walking around when there's people from asshole
to breakfast. It makes it hard to spot things and when you finally
do, prepare to spend an eternity waiting in the checkout line because
some retarded trainee can't quite grasp the basics of swiping items
past the barcode scanner.
Actually getting to the shops is a whole other
thing entirely so don't even get me started on traffic jams and
parking hassles. Why the fuck people have to change lanes every
five seconds I have no idea! It's as if everyone suddenly loses
the ability to drive normally the moment they jump behind the wheel
- forget looking where you're going, forget courtesy, just forget
how to drive for fucks sake!
This makes me wonder where the cops are when
you need them because they never seem to be around when some non-attentive
mother driving a van loaded with screaming kids pulls in front of
you and jams the brakes on to make a turn whilst nearly causing
an accident. No, if you want to find the police all you need do
is head for any major road and accelerate to more than 5kms an hour
above the speed limit. You're sure to see the strobe of a camera
or the flash of blue lights before too long.
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Our local Police force is encouraging us to behave
on the roads in other ways too. If you fuck up and get caught then
the penalty for the next 3 weeks is double demerits. If you have
no idea what that means then allow me to explain it for you: if
you get caught speeding or running a red light or whatever then
not only will you be fined but you will receive demerit points against
your name. The amount of points you receive varies with the severity
of the offence but once you hit 12 points it's bye-bye license for
at least 3 months.
At last check I was at 10 so its best behaviour
for me at the moment anyway. One slight infraction and I'm pounding
the pavement for a while.
Thankfully my only real run in with the police
recently was at a booze bus I went through last night. While I was
blowing into the machine another cop walked up and told me to turn
my fog lights off. My reply was an instant "dude, they aren't on!"
to which he said "well they were". I realised what he was on about
and explained that the corresponding one pops on automatically when
you indicate left or right. With a straight face he retorts "so
the car is unroadworthy and needs a work order...?" My jaw drops
in a manner which reflects my shock at finally meeting a real life
Chief Wiggam. I pause and come out with "mate, its factory!" and
get cut off with "I'm just fuckin with ya - get out of here!".
All I can say is that it's good to see not all
cops are dick heads and have a sense of humour.
Anyway I think I've wasted enough of everyone's
time with my ramblings not only for this update but for this year
as well. Lets get on with it shall we...?
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One year, a nice man decided to buy his wife
a different gift for Christmas.
He decided to purchase a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift for her. The wife thought it was quite strange but she just
thought that she would not have to buy one when the time comes.
So the next year comes around and the husband did not buy her a
gift this time. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well,
you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
One particular Christmas
season a long time ago, Santa
was getting ready for his annual trip... but there were problems
everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did
not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa
was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then
Mrs. Claus told Santa
that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa
even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found
that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the
fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of
the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered
the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa
went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When
he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hid the
liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally
dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces
all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that
mice had eaten the straw it was made from.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa
cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was
a little angel with a great big Christmas
tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,
Santa.
Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't
it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel
on top of the Christmas
tree.
There was this fellow who worked for US Postal
Service whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible
addresses. One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in shaky
handwriting to "Santa".
He thought, "Oh boy, better open this one and see what it's
all about." So he opened it and read, "Dear Santa,
I am an 83 year old widow living on a very small pension. Yesterday
someone stole my purse. It had 100 dollars in it which was all the
money I had until my next pension check. Next week is Christmas
and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that
money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn
to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?"
The postal worker was touched, and went around
showing the letter to all the others. Each of them dug into his
wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds,
he had collected 96 dollars, which they put into an envelope and
sent over to her. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm
glow thinking of the nice thing they had done.
Christmas
came and went, and a few days later came another letter to Santa
from the old lady. All the workers gathered around while the letter
was opened. It read, "Dear Santa,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because
of your generosity, I was able to fix a lovely dinner for my friends.
We had a very nice day, and I told my friends of your wonderful
gift - we haven't gotten over it. By the way, there was 4 dollars
missing. I think it must have been those thieving bastards at the
Post Office."
ORSM
VIDEO
This humorous video has pretty much nothing
to do with Christmas except instead of jolly fat men we have
jolly fat women. I've always hated the song that they perform
with a passion but you've got to admit they do bring a certain
special something to it. Check it...
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CHRISTMAS EATING
TIPS
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots
on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas
spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next
door, where they're serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly.
Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer
than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year
but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every
sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or
something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's
later than you think. It's Christmas!
3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's
the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on.
Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy.
Eat the volcano. Repeat.
4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're
made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother?
It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.
5. Do not have a snack before going to a party
in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to
a Christmas
party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?
6. Under no circumstances should you exercise
between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you
have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll
need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate
of food and that vat of eggnog.
7. If you come across something really good at
a buffet table, like frosted Christmas
cookies in the shape and size of Santa,
position your-self near them and don't budge. Have as many as you
can before becoming the centre of attention. They're like a beautiful
pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see
them again.
8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat.
Have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two
apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get
to have more than one dessert? Labsour Day?
9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's
loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at
all cost. I mean, have some standards.
10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible
when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been
paying attention. Reread tips; start over, but hurry, January is
just around the corner.
Remember this motto to live by: "Life
should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid
in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly
used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
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READER MAIL
So this is the last Reader Mail for the
year which means I should take this opportunity to thank all of
you who have sent me stuff over the last 12 months. There's been
some amazing stuff come through and I honestly feel privileged to
have it land in my inbox so huge thankyou to everyone who has contributed.
As for everyone else, if you've got something you wanna send, something
you'd like to see on the site or simply feel it your place to tell
me how bad of a job I am doing then you may do so here.
Thatmosis
wrote:
Subject: aaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!
Thatmosis here, Days before Xmas, turn
on the TV and its Xmas crap on every channel and worse still
Yank Xmas crap! Its so sickly sweet that fingers down the
throat come to mind. Shows that are repeated year after
year ad nausium so that everyone knows the scripts by heart,
or new shows that are exactly the same as the old shows
except they are in colour. Messages of joy and goodwill
interspersed between ads to entice you to buy, buy, buy.
And the shops, Xmas @#$@&%*$#@ Musac, scenes of jolly
old St Nick and his helpers with snow all over the place
with the temperature in the 30's, screaming kids on the
gimmee, gimmee, gimmee trail, flustered adults maxing out
their cards to appease the little "darlings" .
But wait there's more, as if by magic at 12pm on Xmas eve
the new ads appear for the after Xmas sales where they will
attempt to sell at a reduced price (lol) you all the crap
that they couldn't sell you before Xmas. There is help at
hand, The Thatmosis Xmas Survival Kit, more next year, you
will just have to suffer this time. By the way , Have a
Merry Xmas and a happy New Year.
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Alejandro Vargas
wrote:
Subject: Re: a classic "what's that song on that vid?"
email.
Hello Orsm. I guess you've already gotten
this info like a dozen times, but here goes anyways. The
song on the clip is "Lucy
doesn't love you" by Ivy. Oh, and the guy who asked
is either very lazy, stupid, or both. Googling the first
line spoken, "Nothing's ever going to make her happy",
spits out the correct info quite easily. Great site, and
happy holydays.
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Brendon Rushfeldt
wrote:
Subject: In reply to the muppet fucker.... ummmm... so?
I'm sure the reference in the picture
was of bush/hitler
being increadibly power-hungry, not a genocidal maniac.
If you can't take humor of this nature, of a 'Potentially
Offensive' nature that is, GET THE FUCK OFF OF THE INTERNET
YOU DUMB FUCK!
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erindale
wrote:
Subject: Bush/Hitler photo
I had a wry smile when reading the poor
outraged "muppet fucker" rant [about the bush/hitler
pic]. Obviously needs to spend a bit more time in his history
books, I'd be more upset at the fact that Prescot Bush (that's
GW's grand daddy, muppet) was one of Hitler's bankers during
WW2. It's a pity you weren't thinking about that little
nugget when you were voting for dear ole GW then maybe you
could have put your outrage to good use....... you truly
are a Muppet. Great site ORMS blah, blah.....
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Jim B
wrote:
Subject: My 2 cent's worth
This is in response to muppet fucker's
complaint
that even though he has been a fan, one of your items offended
him so much that he is not coming back. Here's my suggestion:
Each week, you should describe everything you plan to post
the following week and let everyone vote on whether or not
they are offended by it and whether they want it posted.
We certainly don't want to take a chance on offending a
visitor when they find out that one out of one hundred items
displeases them. That wouldn't be too much to ask, would
it?
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Germany
wrote:
Subject: Complaint
Hello, I am one of the million viewers
who got this picture by mail.. Who do u mean by 'little
bastard face'.. Do u refer to the little boy? If you
do, i hope you can remove this page out from your website.
He's not a BASTARD. Why did u call that? He is just a kid..
innocent.. dont show your National's Anger and view it to
the world through this website.
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Chris
wrote:
Subject: Re: It's soooooooooooooo scary
Hey Orsm, Chain
mails are a really big, stupid problem and in the spirit
of reducing those big stupid problems from our world please
do not post them.
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Robert Greenough
wrote:
Subject: random shite
hey on your new random shite section
i noticed that the fat
guy on the croch rocket has a free mason emblem on the
back of the bike, i just found that weird and i thought
i would point that out if no one elce had noticed. Cuz a
lot of people think the free masons are the real controlers
of many things such as governments and religions
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Aluizio
wrote:
Subject: Naked in a restaurant
Hi, there! About the pictures from a
restaurant
in Rio, I can say: it's not from Rio, for sure. Here
in Brazil we don't have Pillsner beers neither that brand
of cigarrettes (as you can see at the table). And the prices
of the drinks are very different...
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Christopher
Linder wrote:
Subject: Anti-aircraft mistake
In the video "Anti-Aircraft"
a chopper gets knocked down buy an shoulder fired missile.
Eric Qiullen Morris wrote in and seemed very upset about
US choppers getting knocked down. Who could blame him? Except
there's one problem - those aren't US choppers. The first
chopper is unmistakably Russian, probably an Mi-8. The second
chopper is probably an Mi-24, a Russian attack chopper referred
to in the west as a Hind. It is hard to tell because the
video is poor quality but it IS certain that it has 5 rotor
blades. Apaches have 4. Cobras have 2. Hinds have 5. Most
likely this is footage from the Afghan-Russian war
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Luke
wrote:
Subject: silly bitch
Hey Dude, This silly bitch in the pics
left these pics of herself on a public computer desktop
just before i went on it... So, i thought the appropriate
thing to do was to save them to my email, forward it to
everyone in my address book, then, last but not least, send
to you to have your way with them HAHA. Silly biatch...
Cheers for the awesome site man, The Donnybrook Horror!!!
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Mike Davis
wrote:
Subject: Hotties From Salem Illinois
Thought this was a good addition for
your wonderful website keep up the good work!
Breasts are always a good addition.
-Orsm
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Brad
wrote:
Subject: pics
hey man love the site, thought i'd send
some pics of this dumb bitch who just decided to send me
them. keep up the good work, dont show my details if thats
cool.
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Foxhole
wrote:
Subject: Lemonade Cock
Here are some pics I took of a bottle
of Lemonade we had thawing in the sink. I was going to open
it and drink straight from the bottle, but when I discovered
what looked to be a HUGE knob, I decided to pour it into
a glass instead.
Some people... too much bloody
time! -Orsm
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Lee Driver
wrote:
Subject: Pics of a splitting headache......
Mr. Orsm, A buddy of mine sent me these
pics the other day and I immediately thought of your site.
I've seen a lot of fucked up stuff out there but there is
always something that out does the last one.
Nasty. -Orsm
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Dave
wrote:
Subject: Discovery
HI THERE ORSM. AFTER SENDING YOU THE
RANGE STORMER VIDEO I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO SEE THIS
ONE. ALL THE BEST.
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<with held>
wrote:
Subject: Stick to the head
Hi Mr. Orsm ! Here's a video from B-School.
Some type of initiation ritual. Stick to the Head !! Sgotta
hurt ! More soon.
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Rents
wrote:
Subject: Video
Just thought that you may want to help
me share this clip with the rest of the world.
Consider it done. -Orsm
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FOXXMAN
wrote:
Subject: Fw: sandcastles
hey Mr orsm. i never sent u anything
but these imoressed me and i know u had similar pics, thought
u may like em... Cheers for the site and keep up good work..
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Three men died on Christmas
Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor
of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each
possess something that symbolises Christmas
to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and
pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle",
he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint
Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled
out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells".
Saint Peter said "you may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through
his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St.
Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And
just what do those symbolise?" The man replied, "They're
Carols!"
| THINGS
YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS
1. Talk about huge,
firm, delicious, succulent, inviting breasts!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Seconds? I can handle thirds, maybe even fourths!
9. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
10. Just pull the skin back, try the end of it and see how
you like it!
11. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
12. Don't play with your meat.
13. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
14. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people
at once?
15. There will be enough for everyone to get stuffed three
of four times!
16. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
17. You still have a little bit on your chin.
18. How long will it take after you stick it in?
19. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
21. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
22. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
23. Oh please, can I have just a little nibble? |
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A man in Phoenix calls his son in
New York the day before Christmas
and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you
that your Mom and I are divorcing - forty-five years of misery is
enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?"
the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any
longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and
I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago
and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who
explodes on the phone.
"Like heck they're getting divorced,"
she shouts, "I'll take care of this, "She calls Phoenix
immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting
divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling
my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't
do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his
wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Christmas
and paying their own way!"
ORSM
VIDEO
Santa
Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Civil Aviation
Authority, and the examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas
flight check. In preparation, Santa
had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa
got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.
He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put Santa's
flying skills to the test.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He
checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and even Rudolph's
nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's
weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload.
Finally, they were ready for the check-ride.
Santa
got in, fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked
the gauges.
Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's
surprise, a shotgun. "What's that for!?" asked Santa
incredulously. The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed
to tell you this ahead of time," as he leaned over to whisper
in Santa's
ear, "but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
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One snowy December, I was rushing
around trying to get some last minute Christmas
shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of
the Christmas
season just then. It was dark, cold and wet in the parking lot as
I was loading my car up with gifts that I felt obligated to buy.
I noticed that I was missing a receipt that I would probably need
later on, so muttering under my breath, I retraced my steps to the
mall entrance.
As I was searching the wet pavement for the missing
receipt, I heard a quiet sobbing nearby. The crying was coming from
a poorly dressed boy, who I guessed was about 12 years old. He was
short and thin, and had no coat. He was just wearing a ragged flannel
shirt to protect him from the cold winter night's chill.
Oddly enough, he was holding a hundred dollar
bill in his hand. Thinking that he had gotten separated from his
parents and was lost, I asked him what was wrong. He told me his
sad story - he said that he came from a large family of three brothers
and four sisters. His father had died when he was 9 years old. His
mother was poorly educated and worked 2 full time jobs, from which
she made very little to support the family.
Nevertheless, she had skimped and saved $200
to buy Christmas
gifts for her children. The young boy had been dropped off by his
mother on the way to her second job, given the money and told to
buy presents for the kids and save just enough to take the bus home.
He had not even entered the mall, however, when an older boy grabbed
one of the $100 bills and disappeared into the night.
"Why didn't you scream for help?" I
asked. "I did." said the boy. "And no one came to
help you?" I wondered. The boy stared at the sidewalk and sadly
shook his head. "How loud did you scream?'' I inquired. The
soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered, "Help me!"
I realised that absolutely no one could have heard this poor boy's
cry for help. So I grabbed the other $100 and ran to my car.
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross
the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside
him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa
bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he
sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl
a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year
tell Santa
to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl
looked up at the cop and said, Nice horse you got there sir, did
Santa
bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl
looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa
the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
Well as they say - that is that. Before I go
I'd like to shout out big thankyou’s to Honer for making suure
the site runs and absolutely everyyone else that has contributed
or simply surfed by for a visit - without you all there would be
nothing here!
If you’re feeling generous and want to
show me your love for the countless hours I pour into the site to
provide even more countless hours of entertainment for countless
numbers of you then stop by my wish
list and prove it!
On that note I'm outta here. Until next time,
be good, stay off the chem's and remember to have a Merry
Christmas and Happy New Year! Enjoy. Mr. Orsm. |
