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Welcome to Orsmnet. Beware of
the lentil for its power is mighty and your bum will smell.
How the hell is everyone this
week? Did you miss me? I've got to admit it's odd that we're at
Thursday and I'm in a bloody good mood. Usually around this time
I am doing my head in trying to finish an update whilst wishing
desperately the weekend was already here. So why am I in a good
mood is the next question? To be honest - fuck knows! There's been
the usual tirade of annoyances working against me but I am resilient
and shall prevail...
Cast your mind back to last Saturday.
First time in aaages we went out for a shot... fire some guns and
that kind of thing. As always it was a crap load of fun but one
thing for sure is that without practice I completely and utterly
suck.
Anyway on the way home I noticed
my car was making a rattling kind of sound. We had a look under
the hood and saw some screws were loose on the alternator. No big
deal because the car was still running and besides that appeared
to be all okay. After that I took the car home and left it for the
rest of the weekend.
The Saturday nite was a good
one. First time in far too long that we hit the town for an evening
of drinking and catching up with old friends. The only problem was
trying to get home at 3am. Due to the damn rugby having been on
the line for a cab was bloody long and bloody slow... I think I
actually came pretty close to getting myself belted too - some drunk,
angry looking Scottish guy asked me for a light. I obliged and drunkenly
replied "yep no probs - you owe me a hand job now by the way". I
don't think he got the joke because the look on his face was one
of 'WHAT THE FUCK!?' which he followed up by calling me a faggot.
Funny shit. Incidentally it's the same cab rank that I may or may
not have been assaulted by the butch lesbians a year previous.
Monday rolled around and I took
the car down to the auto-electricians to fix their shoddy workmanship.
It didn't take long to realise that the cause of the problem was
an engine pulley which in turn rattled the alternator screws loose.
The charged me $30 for the 15 minutes and I was on my way to drop
the car off for a long overdue service and so they could deal with
the pulley thing.
After I managed to do some sweet
talking and get a ride home I forced myself to tackle the mountain
of paperwork that has been piling up. I literally haven't touched
it since I moved in here so I'm around 2-3 months behind. In the
mix were dozens upon dozens of unopened letters [mostly bills] that
I never got around to sorting through. This turned out to be a bad
thing except probably for the people at Visa.
Much to my displeasure there
was everything from reminder and disconnection notices for the home
phone, my mobile phone, electricity, gas, water rates, council rates,
car registration plus a variety of other bits and pieces that needed
urgent attention. I am truly amazed that nothing got cut off come
to think of it. The worst part - I don't really have anyone else
to blame except for myself [believe me I tried but couldn't think
of anyone].
I spent most of Tuesday waiting
for a call from the mechanics telling me what they usually do: "Hi.
We've found a problem with your car that really needs urgent attention.
We'll need you to bring a disgustingly large cheque down here to
cover it. Muhahahaha". Surprisingly when they did call it was to
say that the broken bits were covered under the until now completely
fucking useless extended warranty they shoved down my throat when
I bought it AND they had fixed a couple of other things which also
ended up being covered. It was about then that I fell of my chair.
After I picked myself up I hurried down there before they changed
their minds.
Aside from all that I have been
working like a Chinese kid sewing soccer balls around the site this
week. There are so many little bits and pieces that need attention
I thought I had better get busy fixing them before I lose interest
or summer gets here... which ever comes first. Anyway, if you find
anything around the site that doesn't work how you were expecting
then please drop me a line! Now let's
get on with this bad boy...
If you've been reading my site
for any period of time you would notice that each week I plug Newbie
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It's time again for wild college partying folks,
and GroovyBus! is feeding
the freshman girls all the booze and "stuff" to get em
loosened up. This week's GroovyBus.com
update includes a wild blonde red cup tipping girl who wants more
than a single pee pee to tickle her back teeth - of coarse this
was a suprise to her boyfriend.... where parties begin and exgirlfriends
are made - GroovyBus! displays
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from a college frat party near you. What ever you do - DON'T
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If that feeling seems familiar, it might just because of all the
faces you'll recognize here, like Crissy Moran and Skye Lopez starring
in ever popular hardcore scenes of carnal destruction.
I can think of two reasons why you haven't checked
out Revenge TV
yet. First up it's because you are new to the net and haven't heard
about what will long be remembered as one of the greatest sites
to ever be surfed. Secondly, because you are a spastic. This is
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ex's that managed to leave a jilted lover in their wake. How does
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I dialled a wrong number and got the following
recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for
caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please
leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you
are one of the changes."
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"Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous
hubby. "Hmmm... I'm in the mood for something special tonight,
how about turkey style?" replied his mate. "Turkey style?
I've heard of 'doggy style,' but what in the world is turkey style?"
"Gobble, gobble, gobble!"
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A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these
days?" "I'm a fireman," his old friend replies. "Yeah? My 15-year-old
kid wants to be a fireman," says the guy. "Well," says his friend,
"if you want some good advice, you've got to install a pole in your
house that will go to the basement so your kid can practice, because
the hardest thing for a fireman is to jump off into space and catch
that pole in the middle of the night." Ten years later, the two
guys happen to meet again. "Well, did your son become a fireman?"
"No," moans the guy, "but my daughter is a stripper."
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In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a
leaf beside a lake. The hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular,
"Gosh... if I go down three inches I will feel the mist from
the water and I will be refreshed."
There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...
if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him."
There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...
if that fly goes down three inches. That fish will jump for the
fly and I will grab him."
It also happened that a hunter was farther up
the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich... "Gosh,"
he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches... and that
fish leaps for it... that bear will expose himself and grab for
the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."
You probably think this is enough activity on
one bank of a lake, but I can tell you there's more...
A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking,
"Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish
jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish... the dumb
hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."
A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene
and thought, as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular
lake around lunch time ~ "Gosh... if that fly goes down three
inches and that fish jumps for that fly and that bear grabs for
that fish and that hunter shoots that bear and that mouse makes
off with the cheese sandwich. Then I can have mouse for lunch."
The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that
he heads down for the cooling mist of the water. The fish swallows
the fly. The bear grabs the fish. The hunter shoots the bear. The
mouse grabs the cheese sandwich. The cat jumps for the mouse. The
mouse ducks. The cat falls into the water and drowns.
The moral of the story: Whenever a fly goes down
three inches some pussy is in serious danger.
Three couples are about to play golf: an Engish
couple, an Irish couple and a Scottish couple.
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and,
as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt
up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why
aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well,
you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket
and says, "For the sake of decency, heres $50. Go and buy yourself
some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her
ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing
no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers.
Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money
you give me."
He reaches into his pocket and says, "For
the sake of decency, here's $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind
also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked
under it. "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are
yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough
money ta be able ta affarrd any."
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says,
"Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's
a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."
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Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day
and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours
to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him.
Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and
said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe
we could make love again?" Doreen agreed and again they made
love.
Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realised
he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Doreen's shoulder
and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die."
She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his
head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more
hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey,
I only have four hours left! Could we...?" His wife sat up
abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I have to
get up in the morning! You don't."
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READER MAIL
Okay guys time to get busy and start
sending me some email! You've all been a touch quiet over the last
week or so and I'm starting feel unloved. You don't want that do
you? I'll say what I always say - I've you've got something cool
to send me, something to say, some interesting pics, an unusual
vid or just feel the need to tell me how much of a fucktard I am
then you may do so here.
Stephen
wrote:
Subject: Pics for update
ORSM, Excellent pics of the Space Shuttle
Discovery Launch.
Amazing pictures! -Orsm |
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Grant
wrote:
Subject: Art lovers delight
Hey Mr ORSM. Have been checking your
sight for years and have made a few contributions in the
less tasteful areas of art, like image manipulation of people
we hate. But this time its something new for the more cultured
folk who like to spank. This is a sculpture i recently did
in Brisbane City ( Australia for our yank mates out there
) No not where they go skiing.
It was originally done in a
bronze coating but some vandals got to it, so i have redone
it in 316 stainless steel panels. What a job.!!!! Any rev
heads, or engineers out there who have worked in the material
will know what i mean. Each pieces was abrasive cut and then
hand beaten on an anvil to get the form to match up. Then
a down thru the grades sanding process and finally a polishing
technique. So you could say about 30 minutes to an hour for
each panel. 500 panels and 2652 rivets late we had this. Hope
it brings a smile to some peoples faces....
Any mega rich dudes who check
out your site and want to order a similar work, i would love
to hear from you. And if it comes thru the ORSM site ill give
Mr ORSM a 10% cut..... Someone has to pay for this cool stuff...
Anyway. Keep up the great work on the best 'bloke Site' on
the whole net... many copy but few achieve... Would like to
send a pic of my cute girlfriends butt, but she would have
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J wrote:
Subject: Up Late With Hotdogs!
Hi Mr Orsm, "Long time listener,
first time caller". Just wondering if you've come across
uplatewithhotdogs.com
yet. There was a link to it in the Sydney Morning Herald
online. Check it one time.
I honestly feel embarassed to
call myself a human being after watching that show. -Orsm
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Just0 The Great
wrote:
Subject: hey
Hey man hows it goin, been checkin out
ya site its not bad bit of entertainment while im unemployed
with fuck all to do, i like you fucked my back in a car
accident, check it out, hey was in the back of me mates
troopy when he corkskrewed
it off a 7m drop round a corner. good to see a decent
aussie site , fuck all aussies have porn sites or porn on
there sites , luv ya xf man, falcons are the bomb i got
a XA done up as the mad max cop car,and a EL, but scince
i lost my job i cant really fund the xa anymore :/, check
it out anyway.
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Nick Sullivan
wrote:
Subject: Relo's
G'day. This is my girlfriends, sisters,
husband (or brother in law, whichever is easier to say)
but I saw this the other day in an old photo album and I
was like, fuck.. He's dead set The Bell Ringer. It was on
big boys first and then on Rove but I knew him before he
was famous!
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Harvey
wrote:
Subject: mans best friend
Hi there , Love your site and the various
pic's that come through it, and thought you may like a pic
of my son and the family pet. I love it and every one that
sees it does to. Hope to see it on your site while surfing
one day. keep up the great work.
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<with held>
wrote:
Subject: ronald
Found this photo on a photo album for
messenger. thought u might like it mate. no doubt this bloke
isnt the first to do this. I'd like to see someone photoshop
it so that RONNIE'S hand is on his head. I always thought
Ronald was queer... striped stockings, wig and makeup.
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wrote:
Subject: RONALD UPDATE
spent 1/2 hr with photoshop and ronald
but ran out of time and patience. here is the result. please
do not publish details if it makes it onto your champion
site.
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Hugo
wrote:
Subject: Answer To Smash & Grab Thefts Only in South
Africa
Good day, a few weeks ago I submitted
the Brakpan /Boksburg limosuine. Old Ford Escort, would
you mind posting this on yor site, I am sure all the South
Africans browsing you site will have a good chuckle Thnx.
LOOK... a "Proudly Brakpan" product... I can see
this is going to be all the rage............... will catch
on like wildfire.............
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T. CASSIDY
wrote:
Subject: Restaurant
Orsm, I just got back from a vacation
to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. While I was down there
I saw this restaurant and had to take a picture. I thought
you and your viewers would want to see it.
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UK4220
wrote:
Subject: cool photo
just something that might fit in the
cool photo section (taken in downtown chicago)
Cool pic. -Orsm
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Joseph
Dyke wrote:
Subject: Hello My name is Joe and your site is great.
I wanted to send you these pics
of the aftermath of an accident my brother was involved in.
A truck slammed him from behind when he was at a red light,
then was pushed into two other vehicles. Not only did he survive,
he only has bruises on his chest and left arm. Be careful
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Shorty
wrote:
Subject: pic
Just wanting to get an opinion from you
and website viewers..
My opinion is we need a better quality pic! -Orsm |
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Keith
wrote:
Subject: cheat pic
Righty-o, try this one. Only a pic, but
this is the fast way to work out all the cheats for console
games. Or, you could be like me, and wait 2 weeks for them
to appear all over the internet, posted by people that build
things like that in the picture.
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Dilz
wrote:
Subject: hello
Hey mate... Have been a long time follower
of your site. Thought I'd give something back to the community
with these pictures of this girl i am banging in the UK.
She sings opera so you can imagine the noise she puts out.
Will try and get some better quality photos. Keep up the
good work
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Gettino Laurent
wrote:
Subject: video/movie
hello, here a personal video which I
made in a park attraction in Belgium. has Sixflag, I am
on the "Dalton terror", an attraction has great
shiver, I éspère that it video will like to
you. thank you in advance.
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Shadow
wrote:
Subject: Funny clips from London radio show
Hi Mr ORSM, Love your Excrement site!
;) In the UK especially around London, we have an excellent
breakfast radio show. Kiss 100's Bam Bam breakfast. The
3 guys like to pull funny stunts with the unsuspecting public
and get up to amusing stuff. One guy goes out and is put
on loudspeaker in the studio while he is on hands free on
his mobile so you can hear everything. Sometimes they also
video it. The guy here in this video, has a car with a very
loud sound system and has parked down a quiet residential
road very early in the morning. He wakes up a house with
the sound of a helicopter and a very bright torch! Check
it out.
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<with held>
wrote:
Subject: Video: Funny, my friend dancing
You should check this out. My friend
dancing like an idiot. Oh please, anonymous please. He does
read orsm.net
Is it weird that this turns me
on? -Orsm
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MUHAMMAD BILAL
wrote:
Subject: greetings from michigan
Greetings, Here is how not to drift your
dads fucking corolla you dumb fuck who ever this is, this
video is from pakistan by the way, too many hawty pompous
rich weeners in there.
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A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up,
hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company
of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a
guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he wants to let
them know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks,
"And how much money do you make a week?"
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and
replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands
the guy $300 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now
GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around
the room and asks... "Does anyone want to tell me what that
goof-off did here?" With a sheepish grin, one of the other
workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas
and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation
and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?"
Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." Guy
says, "500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy Moly!
No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
"Yes." "Do you see the Denny's about a block further
down?" "Yes." "And beyond that - Do you see
that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says
the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And I own them
because I give a hand-job that's worth $500." Guy says, "What
the hell? You only live once, I'll give it a try."
They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later,
the guy is sitting on the bed realising that he just experienced
the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed,
he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1000?" The hooker replies,
"$1500." "$1500!? My God! No blow-job could be worth
that! A televangelist wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!" The
hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do
you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright.
And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of
$1500." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific
hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so,
and says, "Sign me up."
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more
amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly
got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings
for one glorious and unforgettable experience.
He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"
The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show
you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid
out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and
showplaces?" The guy says, in awe, "My Lord, you own the
whole city?" The hooker replies, "No. But I would if I
had a pussy.
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This is supposedly an actual essay
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3A. ARE THERE ANY SIGNIFICANT
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YOU AS A PERSON?
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls
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my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat
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Occasionally, I tread water for three days in
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I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and
I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love,
and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water,
I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin
from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was
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When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy
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appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst,
and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original
line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire.
I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail.
I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.
Last summer, I toured New Jersey with a travelling centrifugal force
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a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of
physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my
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in full-contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of
life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course
meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven.
I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights
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As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the
flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding
seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy
your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you
safely to your destination."
Joe sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear
her right? Is the captain a woman?" When the attendants came
by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right?
Is the captain a woman?" "Yes," said the attendant,
"In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and
sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in
the cockpit." "That's another thing sir," said the
attendant, "We no longer call it the cock pit. Now it's the
box office."
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Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,
Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of
the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of
Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from
the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said,
"Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're
being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a
crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have
concluded that your act displays sound
mindedness.
The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung
himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved
him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I
put him there to dry." "How soon can I go home?"
A superintendent of a large, snooty apartment
building got the ultimate revenge when he was called for the umpteenth
time to fix a tenant's clogged toilet.
Going to her apartment, where the female tenant
happened to be giving a fancy dinner party for other tenants in
the building, the super had to endure her telling all the assembled
guests that he was a complete incompetent idiot. Furthermore, she
got them all to go to the bathroom door to watch his clumsiness.
He didn't say anything, but merely concentrated on fixing the toilet,
while she kept on complaining about the bad service. So busy was
she complaining, that no one noticed when the super reached quietly
into his tool bag.
A minute later, he held something up triumphantly
and told her and the assembled guests, "I've found what was
clogging your toilet!"
All the guests broke into shocked laughter, and
the woman turned a, bright beet red. The super was holding up a
large yellow banana with a red condom wrapped around it. The woman
never complained again...
ORSM
VIDEO
This little vid may very well
blow your mind! Sometimes the simple things in life are all
it takes and when you put three of the hottest
lesbians on the face of the earth together all in the
name of pleasure, that something simple turns into something
magical. If you don't believe me then check the vid and if
you want more [like I know you will] click
here!
- Girls
Hunting Girls: Nicolette, Jana & Nikki - |
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Well boy-o's and girl-o's that is pretty much
that. We're done for another week and I may as well take the opportunity
while it presents itself and say that this update was an absolute
pleasure to do. Hopefully you guys all got as much out of surfing
it as I did bringing it together and you all better damn well check
back in next week! And don't forget to tell you friends!
Until next time be good, stay off the chems
and have a good weekend! Enjoy. Mr. Orsm. |
